Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Alco ometer

👉

Alcoometer

Imagine this: The Alcoometer is like a super-secret measure used by scientists to track how much alcohol we're drinking each day. It's so powerful, it can determine exactly how many ounces of wine or beer we've consumed. Edgy Example Sentence "Your Alcoometer says you have drunk 2 liters of wine for the day," your friend whispers, causing a chill through the room as they sit back and smile at each other, knowing you're not lying.